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	<title>The Misadventures Of Charles Ravndal</title>
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		<title>New Year And Probably New Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 06:40:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles Bjørnsen Ravndal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Year 2010. Another year to savour the beauty of life. 2009 was the year that I started living again after I got back home in Norway around May. Apres, I got married to the most wonderful man, Odd Roald on July 3. It was the happiest moment of my life.
Now, happily married and all I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Year 2010. Another year to savour the beauty of life. 2009 was the year that I started living again after I got back home in Norway around May. Apres, I got married to the most wonderful man, Odd Roald on July 3. It was the happiest moment of my life.</p>
<p>Now, happily married and all I just wanted to make 2010 a productive year. Like:</p>
<p>1. Finish my book while juggling school and design work within this year. I know I mentioned that I&#8217;m going to be done with it last December, but I can&#8217;t just pull off a <a href="http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/">Stephenie Meyer</a>. Writing a 500++ paged book in 3 months time is a feat that I can&#8217;t emulate when I have other tons of stuff to do on my plate. </p>
<p>2. Create a new daily routine that raises productivity 200%. It&#8217;s like inventing a meal between breakfast and brunch.</p>
<p>3. Master the art of multitasking so I can handle the new daily routine.</p>
<p>4. Speaking of art, I am starting to make some cute stick figures with Illustrator CS4 and turned them into wallpapers. Like this:</p>
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<img src="http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/charles_gwapo23/oddcharles.jpg"/><br />
<span class="wp-caption-text">+ Odd Roald and Charles.</span>
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<p>If you find it beautiful and if you want me to make one for you just drop me a message.</p>
<p>5. I think that&#8217;s all I can think of for now. Btw, here are some pictures I took during my Christmas vacay in Fredrikstad.</p>
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<img src="http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/charles_gwapo23/kat.jpg"/><br />
<span class="wp-caption-text">+ Odd&#8217;s cat, Gulliver.</span>
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<img src="http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/charles_gwapo23/snowfre.jpg"/><br />
<span class="wp-caption-text">+ The bench was full of snow.</span>
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<span class="wp-caption-text">+ Snow and frosted reeds.</span>
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<img src="http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/charles_gwapo23/snow2fre.jpg"/><br />
<span class="wp-caption-text">+ Cold but beautiful horizon.</span>
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<img src="http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/charles_gwapo23/profil1.jpg"/><br />
<span class="wp-caption-text">+ Moi on a ski trip.</span>
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<p>That&#8217;s all.</p>
<p>P.S.<br />
Everyone is invited to join!</p>
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		<title>Merry Christmas!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 08:15:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles Bjørnsen Ravndal</dc:creator>
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This is always the lovely time of the year well, except birthdays of course! But the thing is this year it&#8217;s a bit special for us who live here in Bergen since we&#8217;re having a white Christmas! You see, it rarely snows in Bergen despite the coldness during Christmas time. We usually get snow after [...]]]></description>
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<p>This is always the lovely time of the year well, except birthdays of course! But the thing is this year it&#8217;s a bit special for us who live here in Bergen since we&#8217;re having a white Christmas! You see, it rarely snows in Bergen despite the coldness during Christmas time. We usually get snow after New Year or something like that.</p>
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<img src="http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/charles_gwapo23/hvitsnow.jpg"/><br />
<span class="wp-caption-text">+ The view from my kitchen window.</span>
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<blockquote><p>Snow is a magical blanket — it hides what&#8217;s ugly and makes everything beautiful.<br />
-Wilhelmina Slater, Ugly Betty.</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Merry Christmas to everyone or God jul as we say it here!</strong></p>
<p>That&#8217;s all.</p>
<p>P.S.<br />
Everyone is invited to join!</p>
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<a href="http://www.terella.no/OsloBG/" title="Official Program Site"><img src="http://www.terella.no/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/oslobg2010_logo_225-247.jpg" alt="Official Program Site" border="0" /></a></p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Finally Over!</title>
		<link>http://www.queerchef.com/2009/12/18/its-finally-over/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles Bjørnsen Ravndal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am so relieved that we&#8217;re finally done with our almost-a-month project exam. Everything went smoothly from the presentation and all. We were working with a trash metal band called Neongod and created a new profile for them. It ranged from a new logo, cd-cover for their EP, posters and etc.  The band gave [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am so relieved that we&#8217;re finally done with our almost-a-month project exam. Everything went smoothly from the presentation and all. We were working with a trash metal band called <a href="http://www.myspace.com/neongodnorway">Neongod</a> and created a new profile for them. It ranged from a new logo, cd-cover for their EP, posters and etc.  The band gave us a theme to work on which was the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II">World War II</a>. With it I took the liberty to create the cd-cover while the rest of the group worked with their respective assignments.</p>
<p>From this picture of an old helmet we borrowed from the war museum here in Bergen&#8230;</p>
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<p>&#8230;I managed to make something like this:</p>
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<img src="http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/charles_gwapo23/forside.jpg"/><br />
<span class="wp-caption-text">+ The whole look  of the cd cover that goes around seamlessly from the front to the back.</span>
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<img src="http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/charles_gwapo23/cdcover2.jpg"/><br />
<span class="wp-caption-text">+ The front part.</span>
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<img src="http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/charles_gwapo23/cdcover.jpg"/><br />
<span class="wp-caption-text">+ The back part.</span>
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<img src="http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/charles_gwapo23/innside.jpg"/><br />
<span class="wp-caption-text">+ This is how the interior looks like. It&#8217;s like you&#8217;re on the other side of the fence. The cd itself was designed to camouflage with the background.</span>
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<img src="http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/charles_gwapo23/cdcover3.jpg"/><br />
<span class="wp-caption-text">+ The left part.</span>
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<img src="http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/charles_gwapo23/cdcover4.jpg"/><br />
<span class="wp-caption-text">+ The right part.</span>
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<p>I am very satisfied with the final result. What do you think guys?</p>
<p>That&#8217;s all.</p>
<p>P.S.<br />
Everyone is invited to join!</p>
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		<title>Finding My Controversial Self</title>
		<link>http://www.queerchef.com/2009/11/21/finding-my-controversial-self/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:14:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles Bjørnsen Ravndal</dc:creator>
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Before everything else, I&#8217;d like to thank everyone for the well wishes. I am definitely healthy now and quite busy since it&#8217;s exam month at school. Before I am going to disappear indefinitely from my blog, I just have to make an update before Twitter takes over for tidbits of my boring life.
I noticed lately [...]]]></description>
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<p>Before everything else, I&#8217;d like to thank everyone for the well wishes. I am definitely healthy now and quite busy since it&#8217;s exam month at school. Before I am going to disappear indefinitely from my blog, I just have to make an update before Twitter takes over for tidbits of my boring life.</p>
<p>I noticed lately from my blog entries that I&#8217;m losing this panache I used to possess way back. I mean where is this guy who wrote about <em>vaginal visas</em> and other thought-provoking articles? Certainly not here now. Sometimes I thought that married life tamed me and so I have to take some drastic measures. According to my slutty mother (yes, she&#8217;s a slut, but in good way) that in order to have an exciting married life the wife which means me should act like a mistress. Wise words from someone who&#8217;s not even married. Yes, I was born out wedlock which explains the slutty-ness on my mother&#8217;s part. </p>
<p>I asked Odd if I bored him to death. He told me that I was never boring and he even confirmed that I&#8217;m a walking entertainment department as my father noted. Honestly, he&#8217;s right since I do have crazy ideas like one time I asked him if he could pay me after sex so I would feel like a prostitute. I can&#8217;t help, but laugh when I saw his expression. He said that being married to me felt like a wonderful adventure or misadventure that never ends. I am happy to hear that because I love him like crazy!</p>
<p>If I am living a vivacious life then why I can&#8217;t translate it into writing? I hope I am just having a mental menopause and it would just go away after some time. I haven&#8217;t even written a single thing in my novel so there goes my self-imposed deadline which is next month. I need a stimulation badly and probably some psychological masturbations too. Hehehehe.</p>
<p>I hope this post makes sense. </p>
<p>That&#8217;s all.</p>
<p>P.S.<br />
Everyone is invited to join!</p>
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		<title>Got The Swine Flu</title>
		<link>http://www.queerchef.com/2009/11/11/got-the-swine-flu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles Bjørnsen Ravndal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously. It started last Sunday and I thought I can will my body to become better by Monday since I can&#8217;t afford to be sick in the middle of a big project. The first night was torturous. I can&#8217;t sleep because of a bloody stuffy nose, severe headache, muscle pains, chills, and etc. Now, I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously. It started last Sunday and I thought I can will my body to become better by Monday since I can&#8217;t afford to be sick in the middle of a big project. The first night was torturous. I can&#8217;t sleep because of a bloody stuffy nose, severe headache, muscle pains, chills, and etc. Now, I am feeling a lot better with the help of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oseltamivir">Tamiflu</a>, nasal spray and tons of paracetamol. </p>
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<p class="wp-caption-text">+ <strong>Dramatic news from the Hundred Acre Wood.</strong> Got this from an email sent by my mother-in-law.</p>
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<p>Despite the road to recovery, I am stuck at home for like 8 days as the doctor ordered. I am bitching because as a gym rat, 8 days without going to the gym seems to be a persecution. I am afraid to lose the muscle I built and be fat again. On the bright side, I&#8217;ve heard that getting the swine flu makes one thinner and I thought it sounded promising. </p>
<p>Anyway, I&#8217;ll keep this short since I am still working on my project in the comforts of my sickbed with my Mac connected to a wi-fi. Thank God for technology! </p>
<p>That&#8217;s all.</p>
<p>P.S.<br />
Everyone is invited to join!</p>
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<a href="http://www.terella.no/OsloBG/" title="Official Program Site"><img src="http://www.terella.no/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/oslobg2010_logo_225-247.jpg" alt="Official Program Site" border="0" /></a></p>
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