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Finding My Controversial Self21.11.09
Before everything else, I’d like to thank everyone for the well wishes. I am definitely healthy now and quite busy since it’s exam month at school. Before I am going to disappear indefinitely from my blog, I just have to make an update before Twitter takes over for tidbits of my boring life.
I noticed lately from my blog entries that I’m losing this panache I used to possess way back. I mean where is this guy who wrote about vaginal visas and other thought-provoking articles? Certainly not here now. Sometimes I thought that married life tamed me and so I have to take some drastic measures. According to my slutty mother (yes, she’s a slut, but in good way) that in order to have an exciting married life the wife which means me should act like a mistress. Wise words from someone who’s not even married. Yes, I was born out wedlock which explains the slutty-ness on my mother’s part.
I asked Odd if I bored him to death. He told me that I was never boring and he even confirmed that I’m a walking entertainment department as my father noted. Honestly, he’s right since I do have crazy ideas like one time I asked him if he could pay me after sex so I would feel like a prostitute. I can’t help, but laugh when I saw his expression. He said that being married to me felt like a wonderful adventure or misadventure that never ends. I am happy to hear that because I love him like crazy!
If I am living a vivacious life then why I can’t translate it into writing? I hope I am just having a mental menopause and it would just go away after some time. I haven’t even written a single thing in my novel so there goes my self-imposed deadline which is next month. I need a stimulation badly and probably some psychological masturbations too. Hehehehe.
I hope this post makes sense.
That’s all.
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Posted under Verbal Diarrhea | Kommentare (42)
Oh Yes! It makes complete sense! But….I agree with Odd. You are never boring..ever, ever! And I don’t think you ever will be….Life is Waxing And Waning and changes are constantly taking place as we grow and new things come into our lives…..Not to worry, my dear Chas….You will ALWAYS be you!
Thank you Naomi! I so agree with the waxing and waning in life.
Wahahaha… pay you after sex so you could feel like a prostitute! You crack me up Chaz.
You’re definitely not boring. 
Hahahah I am happy that I cracked you up!
It doesn’t make sense at all.
But then that is what your audience likes.
Good luck!
I am so sorry if I confused you heheheheh
Charles, I’d think that you’re still the same guy even after your marriage. It’s just that you have probably matured, felt settled and very much into enjoying the time with Odd that’s why you sort of neglected your blog (not in a sad kinda way) for a while but it’s still grinning.
Is tax excluded in the pay per sex? LOL.
Rather, you’re still the same guy even after just few months being married to Odd.
You’re right and nope it was tax-free like Duty Free lol!
You’re crazy! haha!
Thanks for stopping my and sharing a few words over at my place. This is my first visit here and I would hardly characterize your blog as boring — colorful, yes.
You’re welcome and thank you for dropping by as well.
Oddly enough, your post makes perfect sense… to me anyway. I have hit something of a doldrums myself. I know that the stress at this time of the semester is huge and the writing I must do to complete my Master’s weighs heavily upon me, but even that sort of writing used to be more inspired and… fun. I don’t know, I am sure this too shall pass.
Tanya sent me,
Mike
I can actually feel now that inspiration is seeping back into my pores. Though I hope I can redirect some to my writing since most of it are focused on this project exam we’re doing now at school.
dear charles….you sound like you’re still a bit down from the flu. you just crack me up…..odd paying you after sex? why haven’t i ever thought of that approach???? ha. cuz i’m DULL, that’s why. purely staid and hidebound. but you, never. i’m looking at your blog while i type here, and it looks like no one else’s–so colorful and free. please take your vitamins, dear charles, and go give odd a big hug and forget this gloom.
I don’t think you’re dull. We just have different ways to approach certain aspects in life.
We always take vitamins everyday and eat healthy, but we still got sick making us realised that we’re truly vulnerable. Anyway, hugs from me and Odd!
I don’t think you are boring… on the contrary…I am sometimes afraid to visit you blog…and be shocked by your writings !
Hahahha I am so sorry if I frightened you with this blog’s flamboyant ways. LOL
You are NEVER boring, so stop entertaining those kinds of thoughts kK?Ü I always look forward to reading your entries. Glad to know you’re well and healthy. Have you gone back to working out?
Thanks Russ! Yes, I immediately went back to the gym after I got better. It feels so good to be working out again. I was so afraid that I get fat again. I even dreamt that I got fat again!
Boring??? I should say not. I loved where you asked Odd to pay you after sex so could feel like a prostitute…that is soooo funny! I also think you’re feeling loved up and settled but hey, your funny writing will come back…it’s a temporary hiatus only.
Glad you’re feeling well…now in future just keep away from that Piglet in the 100 Acre Wood!
True and thank you! I think after getting sick with the swine flu, our bodies were already vaccinated so I hope we don’t catch it again.
are you adding things to the picture? or am i just noticing the rosary and the…what is it? ice cream? coffee?
No, the picture is from an ice cream advertisement in UK which created a lot of clamour. I would say kudos to the advertising agency who made this. Hehehe
The picture was very intriguing.
Yes, it does!
haha! well why do you want to feel like a prostitute in the first place anyway, just to feel more like your slutty mother?
i’m sure we all have writer blocks from time to time. eventually we’ll get out of it real quick
Well, it’s one of my secret desires! LOL!
OMG!! If my bf could pay me after sex, i could buy a Vuitton’s bag. lol.
Love ur blog Charles and u’re not boring. If u were, u’ll not be in my blogroll.
Courage for the exam!!!
Now, you gave me an idea! LOL!
Thank you very much Eric. I am planning to learn French when I have time so I can finally read your blog as well in the process. Not just looking at the photos and trying to understand the entries.
Charles, I love it! I think I’ll ask my husband for a “tip” next time around. What fun!
How great to see this side of you. I say it’s time to cast convention aside and embrace your inner Augusten Burroughs. If you don’t have a book in you, who does?? xo
Yeah and do tell me how he reacts once you ask for the “tip” hahahaha!
This make sense to me and sometimes I feel the same (not that I have thought about paying my wife
) – don’t you think it is also about lack of inspiration?
Btw: Thanks again for inviting all your readers to the Oslo Blog Gathering 2010 – everyone is welcome of course!
True, but inspiration is slowly coming back to me now (sounds like a text from song)!
You’re always welcome Renny. I’ll keep on campaigning for the Oslo Blog Gathering as long as it takes!
You’re an engaging writer, Charles. Look at this post – very entertaining. You keep us guessing and sometimes a little off balance. But that’s why we keep coming back here to read your writing. You’re unpredictable, loads of fun, and yes, a bit slutty in a magnificent way only you can pull off.
You have a certain way of putting things… *giggles*
…are you sure that it isn’t the weather that influences you? This time of the year is the worst…
I am glad to hear that you are feeling much better now. I have not been blogging lately too and like you – I think my brain is suffering from temporary menopause all my verbal diarrhea has been halted too.
I like you crazy ideas – the paying you after sex bit … Haha!
Have a good day and good luck with your exams!
hey, chasey!!! i’m so happy to know you’ve recovered from the swine flu na!!!
and what are you talking about? you’re never boring. ahahahahaaaa.
love ya!
Hi Charles!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND ODD!
Charles, you make absolute sense. But don’t for get, you’re a dynamic personality and you will grow, develop and change over the years–embrace that as your personality becomes deeper and richer over the years–and that doesn’t mean losing your inner slut or mischievous sense of fun.
And blessings on you and Odd and your marriage! Revel in it.
your mother is right. and i don’t think you’ve turned into a bore. still creative and entertaining
lol! love the picture. haha.