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1 Year With The Queer Chef!12.05.07
Finally, one year with The Queer Chef. Time flies so fast especially when you are enjoying what you are doing. I can still remember my first post in this blog so clearly. The one thing that I regretted though is that I decided not to import my Bend It Like Banana entries. Still the most important is that through this blog I’ve met wonderful and lovely people online. I am giving a big hug to all my readers and blogger friends!
The Queer Chef in action: Kneading some dough while being thrusted from behind. Okay I am just joshing. But that is one of my erotic fantasies!
So in the spirit of this celebration I’ll be awarding 5 people who can answer these questions right or getting the highest score!
1. What was the first recipe that I wrote on The Queer Chef?
2. There was something on my ex-bf Vicente’s crotch. What was it?
3. Name of this dessert that made my heart melt.
4. Which city in Norway where I live?
5. Name of the school and course that I am taking now.
6. Who was with me when I was in Paris last year’s summer?
7. Tell me the name of the short film that I recently made.
8. What is the name of the entry in which I mentioned that I am a shallow and superficial skank?
9. What is the name of the song that my friend Juice wrote and which I sang for my supposedly music video project?
10. Who is one of my favourite actresses who can sing and has this supernatural/drama series?
Note: 3 winners for the major prizes which are something from Norway and 2 consolation prizes which are slots on the AdIcons for a lifetime.
Goodluck with the game guys!
*Random Skanking*
1. Make up artists didn’t show up on the set so I had the first try to do the makeup for the ghost in this new film that we are making. What do you think about the ghost’s look?
Before the make-up…
…And after the make-up.
2. Behind the scenes pictures.
Modeling shot on the green screen.
Corridor scene #1
The ghost in model mode!
Corridor scene #2
3. Just got my invitation to audition for the Norwegian Idol this coming June 1. Now I am just checking whick 2 songs to sing there. So wish me luck guys!
The invitation letter from the Norwegian Idol.
4. Since using this Slimstat plugin for Wordpress has allowed me to check on my blogstats. I noticed that I have around 2000-3000 hits and 400-500 visits per day which is quite nice. Partly because of the vulgarity of this blog and the search words that I found out are quite amusing. I saw unwashed vagina, boobs are okay and some other very sexual related words. Sex definitely sells!
5. I am whoring for my Text Link Ads. Please click my advertisers on the Spash! and Fuss area and also if you are going to join Text Link Ads make sure to put me as your referer! The proceed goes to my film fund.
6. While reading my blog why not listen a song from Imogen Heap on my sidebar. I fell inlove with her songs when I first heard it on the movie The Holiday. Now music from her is blaring on my mp3 player almost the whole day.
7. Greeting all the mothers out there an advance Happy Mother’s Day!
That’s all. And I hope you guys have a lovely weekend.
Posted under Live Broadcast, Verbal Diarrhea | Kommentare (98)
HAppy 1st Blogging Anniversary The Queer Chef!
Happy Mother’s Day to all of the mothers na rin. Oh about these question, dig ko muna achives mo, hahaha.
Hehehehhehe! I’ll be waiting for your answers!
Hey Lil BRo’ I have tehanswer to everyone of those questions in my head, unfortunatly I can’t get them out. LOL. I know you live in Bergen and went with Odd to Pais. The singer with a supernatural drama series, could it be Jennifer Love Hewitt? I’ll be watching the
Ghost Whisperer tonight, I’m lovin’ that show. I think you are a famous film director at a big Norwegian University. Take care Lil bro’ and let Odd thrust you from behind for real, you’ll like it trust me. hahaha!
Hahahhaha will do that when we are just alone!
Take care big bro!
Happy 1st blogging anniversary! I love the pic with you and bf making bread together. I have similar fantasies with hubby.
I love being naughty! Hehehe
And with the test, my gosh! I have to cram! Bakit ngayon ko lang ikaw na-discover?
I have to work fast. 
Hope you don’t mind.
Thank you and yeah I will be waiting for your answers!
Happy Anniversary. I was just just checking out your advertising. I might just have to sign up!!
Going to check out your links (except the dirty vagina one.) That’s just nasty!
Thank you for the greetings and yeah you should join TLA since they are quite okay.
Charles, eto lang muna, hehehe.
1. Potato cakes with sausages, ham, cheese and fried mushrooms as filling.
4. Amsterdam
8. So-called Fashionistas’ Verbal Diarrhea
It is okay ate.
Happy blog birthday chase! i’m really digging the new stylings!
Thank you dear!
oh my… that’s sad! i know nothing about the Q’s!!!! i don’t wanna go cramming over the archives, i’d wait for next year. hahaha! my laziness gets the best of me sometimes… and i have to be honest that im new around and don’t wanna go ahead from the only things that i know (which is nothing so far or very little) hehe…
but, i do wanna be included in those that will greet you:
HAPPY QUEER CHEF ANNIVERSARY!
excess:
your ghost reminds me of emily rose but with a lighter feel, and you kneading bread and the position? oh yeah that’s mmm…
ahahhahaha! take care chase and congrats again!
It is okay dear. I am having more contests soon later for everybody! But for now since it is my blog anniversary I am giving quizzes to everyone about my blog. hehehehhe
Happy Blogging Anniversary! Keep it up!
Good luck! I am sure you will be the next Norwegian Idol !
Cute ghost!
I will answer the questions later on and win the game!
Thank dear Sidney!
Cool! Congratulations to you!
1. yeah, she looks like a ghost after the make-up.
3. Whoa! Good luck to you!
Thank you very much!
thanks fro droppin’ by my blog..
happy 1st blogging anniversary! keep it up!
Thank you very much !
Oh God! You are auditioning for Idol! I was too scared to try it out, maybe next year… Good luck, can’t wait to see you on TV! If you don’t make it as the next Norwegian Idol, you can definitely try it out as a make-up artist or as the next Naked Chef (literally!) with Odd as your thrusting assistant.
Hello from beautiful Helsinki!
You should have tried out. That is true as well I can have other options lol! And hey you forgot film making ! lol!
That was fun! Its like reading a book for about an hour non-stop. And the action, fantastic!
Here’s my entry for the contest.
1. What was the first recipe that I wrote on The Queer Chef?
Dark cock with basmati rice Yummy!
2. There was something on my ex-bf Vicente’s crotch. What was it?
portobello What ever that is.
3. Name of this dessert that made my heart melt.
Its creme brulee!
4. Which city in Norway where I live?
Bergen
5. Name of the school and course that I am taking now.
Noroff-Major in Film and TV Production
6. Who was with me when I was in Paris last year’s summer?
Oh my gosh! Its Odd!
7. Tell me the name of the short film that I recently made.
Grip Guden
8. What is the name of the entry in which I mentioned that I am a shallow and superficial skank?
Simulating a Pornographic Mind
9. What is the name of the song that my friend Juice wrote and which I sang for my supposedly music video project?
It’s I don’t care! Great song!
10. Who is one of my favourite actresses who can sing and has this supernatural/drama series?
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Hope I got it right?
Good luck on the audition on the Norweigan Idol, btw. Wish you well.
Thank you very much and thanks for joining the game!
1-Maniac Tortellinis
3-creme brulee
4-Bergen
5-Noroff Institute / Film and TV production
6-Odd Roald
7-Grip Guden
8- Stimulating A Pornographic Mind
9-I Don’t Care
10-Ghost Whisperer
correction:
2-portobello
—>> @geraldine – well ate as my American friend told me last night “Is that portobello in his crotch –
10-Jennifer Love Hewitt in Ghost Whisperer
Wahh. I can’t answer. Sorry but Happy 1st year anniversary! =)
It is okay and thank you dear!
resending.. failed to include 2 and 10 he-heh
1-Maniac Tortellinis
—>> @geraldine – well ate as my American friend told me last night “Is that portobello in his crotch –
2-portobello
3-creme brulee
4-Bergen
5-Noroff Institute / Film and TV production
6-Odd Roald
7-Grip Guden
8- Stimulating A Pornographic Mind
9-I Don’t Care
10-Jennifer Love Hewitt in Ghost Whisperer
Chase, I love this new look, but I really missed the old look too. I love that template. If I knew anything about programming for blogspot, I’d have made something similar, thought not exactly alike.
I must say you are very talented in make-up. I was going to re-arrange my garage, but I think I’d wait in daylight hours now. You have made a convincing Ghost. Did I just shiver?! I know. I get spooked easily.
Looks like I have tons of reading to do before I can get a shot at that prize you have.
Hey….do you give prizes for having the most kids? Because you know, I might have a shot at that! Unless, sexymom is here, then I’d probably get second or third prize.
Lol! But i will redesign your blog if you want me to. Will do it next week then.
Actually it was my first time to do make up and boy I was actually satisfied with the work I have done.
Happyy Anniversary!! Now you finally decided on what game huh? At first I thought it would be easy searching for the answers.. but it’s hard. Haha. Dig through the archives I say! haha.
1.from the post I remember the Dark Cock.. Dark cock with basmati rice.
uhmm the last 9 would take me time. haha. I will try to goooo look for the answers. ahihihi.
Hehehhe it is not that really hard. Use the search box. And thank you for the greetings!
Happy blog anniversary!
Mann.. you and your boyfriend make a cute couple! I love the facial expressions
I’ve been here only long enough to know number 8 –
Stimulating A Pornographic Mind.
OMG! You guys have Norweigan Idol? And you’re auditioning. That’s awesome. Good luck
Oh, and happy mother’s day to your mom!
Thank you very much for the greetings! Actually we were just fooling around in the kitchen with some friends during that time!
I suggest, skank with the #Idol.
Happy Blognniversary, Charles. Keep on writing, keep on cooking, keep on cursing (in a funny way tho) and stay friendly.
Goodluck to another 2 3 .. 100 years of blogging.
Thank you and yeah I’ll keep on writing and entertaining you guys!
Idol sends invites? HEHE. Does the show have a good following in Norway? I know Kurt Nilsen’s pretty good but I heard some Idol franchises have struggled over the years.
Good luck Chase!
Well actually, I sent an application form to get the invites coz of so many applicants they narrow it down through sending invites to people that made an impression to them I suppose.
Kurt Nilsen is pretty and the Idol francise here is doing really well.
Btw, thank you for the greetings!
I’m sure it’s an innocent typo (you probably forgot the word “good” after pretty), but seeing someone call Kurt “pretty” is absolutely funny. hehehe. No offense if you really think he’s pretty. Nice voice though.
It is a typo indeed. Kurt Nilsen looks like a hobbit but sings like an angel. We always say here that he is fugly.
happy anniversary!!! i like that photo of you with odd and the dough. very creative!
Thank you for the greetings dear!
I think this is too late, but anyway…
(damn, my computer’s so slow)
1. Dark Cock with Basmati Rice
2. Your ex’s crotch is pierced.
3. Creme Brulee
4. Bergen
5. Noroff Institute – Film and TV Production
6. You were with Odd… How can I forget that?
7. It has to do with Johnny Hollywood, but the title is “Grip Guden.”
8. Stimulating A Pornographic Mind
9. I Don’t Care – It’s in your Myspace page.
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt and The Ghost Whisperer
Nope you are not yet late dear!
Oh I like your new look, My Darling….It kind of has the “bananaish” thingy, plus….Verey Cute Drawing of you, too! (LOL)…..
I don’t know the answers to any of those questions….so, I’ll just say…I wish everyone else Good Luck!
This film looks quite interesting….Scary, too…..Oooooooo!!!!
Norwegian Idol> Ny Lord, what a Franchise they have wrought….! I hope you get in/on or whatever, my dear…
I think I am going to start using some risque expressions on my blog and see if that brings a lot of strangers….LOL! Just kidding.
Thank you very much Ms. Naomi and thank you also for wishing me well!
There are so many great answers here already I shall just stand back in awe.
Thanks for having such a wonderful blog and being such a fantastic blogger.
You are welcome and thank you for the best wishes!
oh my dear, chas! its been a year??? how flies time, right? hahahaha! dyslexia anyone? hahahaha! and you are gonna audition for the norwegian idol!!!! good luck, my dear. ugh. you are one young bitch. i can’t audition coz i am way past age limit. hmph.
hugs to you, dahlin! and regards to your boo. oh, and by the way, your fantasy? honey, been there done that… hahahaha!
Oooohh you are such a naughty girl! hehehehehhe
Happy Bloggersary!
Yay! 
Thanks!
As you know I am a recent regular visitor to your blog, so I won’t even try to compete in the quiz. Shame, though, I wish I knew some answers.
I had a good laugh with your comment on my kid playing his guitar on stage, he enjoyed it too. I’ve tried to raise my kids to be very open minded, and my eldest boy, the guitar player certainly is.
In one of the sketches some of the boys imitated their teachers. There is this one young good looking teachter, the boy playing him came on stage, chased by a horde of about 12 screaming girls. My boy had suggested to add one or two boys to the group, but the others didn’t like the idea. He had even suggested that he wanted to play the role of the screaming boy.
Tha make up is pretty good, the “before” photo isn’t much good, though, our left side of her face is overexposed.
Congrats with your hitrate. I agree that sex sells, I often add some words or titles to my posts that can be misinterpreted and I get more hits when I do. I get about 350 hits a day, but you get much more reactions than I do, which is fun, of course.
I try to keep up my daily rate and of course not everyone hits a site on a daily basis.
Thank God for feed readers
Yeah I agree it was overexposed since while taking that pic I forgot to turn off the key light. We were actually checking on the lights before shooting as well.
Happy 1st Blog Anniversary, sweetie!
My mind is a sive so there is no way I can answer any of those questions.
As for the make-up job, not bad at all.
And good luck with the Idol competition. If it was based on pure cuteness, you’d win hands down (but I’m sure you knew that already).
Awww so sweet of you Maidink! Thank you!
Dammit, I meant “sieve”, not “sive”. That just PROVES how badly my brain has melted.
Happy 1st Blog Anniversary Chase!
[:
Thanks dear!
Happy 1st Anniversary Chase,
Happy Mother´s DAy na rin…..
oh jie……..copy na lang ako, kasi pareho lang ang answer namin….lol
yon ki; tofubaby……………yon din sa akin…..lol
copy na ito…prohibited……..
agian, HAPPY FIRST BLOG ANNIVERSARY; CHASE……….
moment, i forgot….nakatakot naman yon after Make-up, para talaga siya Ghost…..or yon sa Exorcist Film?……
regards……..
Hehehehehe she looks actually scary during the shooting itself.
First off all; congrats and Happy 1st Anniversary my blog friend and blog designer!
Second: Congrats with The Idol nomination!
Of course I would like to participate in your contest, so here is the vote from RennyBA’s Terella:
1: First I thought it was this tasty and orgasmic noodles but then I think it was the Italian Tortellinis
2: Some kind of a mushroom I think:-)
3: Cream Brulee of course
4: That was easy as I’ve met you there:Bergen
5: http://www.noroff.no/default.asp?kat=52&art=133
6: Odd off course whom I’ve also met
7: Grip Guden I think
8: Stimulating a Pornographic Mind of course
9: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=145769969
10: The Goshst Wishperer by Jennifer love Hewit
Thanks for the greeting and participation Renny!
While I am in mourning and not allowed to think of festive things, I will say that I CANNOT believe that it has been a year since we met and you still rock! Thanks so much for your support and friendship!
Oh I am so sorry to hear about your uncle. You have my condolences.
Happy 1st Blogging Anniversary!!!
Thanks!!!
wow new look, charles- very nice but I was shocked by the greeting no one has called me that for a long long time- hehehe I would like to wish you a HAPPY MOTHERS DAY- it’s being celebrated here. take care by the way the colour scheme looks so cool.
Awww thank you ate vicky! Happy Mother’s Day to you as well!
Wow happy anniversary! Wish I was around to see what it was like a year ago.
But can I still win one of the prizes?
hehe
Btw, hope you don’t mind but I added Queer chef as a link on my blog.
^_^
Have fun with the filming!
Well there are more contests soon. So make sure to join those.
My answers. which made me scour your archives. heheh
1. Lomper med pølser or potato cakes with sausages
2. portobello (got it from the other commenters.. tee hee)
3. Creme Brulee
4. Bergen
5. Norloff Institute – Film and TV production
6. Odd
7. Grip Guden
8. Stimulating a Pronographic Mind
9. I Don’t Care
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt
I love the model’s look. Very french prostitute.
Good luck with the auditions
and Happy 1Blogging Anniversary!
Hahhaahha yeah I didn’t notice that. Anyway, thank you for the greetings dear!
Happy Anniversary
copyrighted ba answers ni tofubaby? sama ako ng sampu
regards to your mom! mwuahhh
Happy blog anniversary! It seems like was it yesterday you bend the banana. I will participate in the contest and my answers are on it’s way
Chas: I always feel SO honored when you stop by and leave me a message! With all of the things you have going on and nearing a hundred comments a post, you are off the heasey! (Ps…I like your hair dark!). Thanks for the kind words, I really do have a hole to fill and making new friends is just the trick. Kram från Svierge!
Happy Anniversary! Now butter my muffin, baby!
Skanking is HOTT!
Happy Anniversary!!! You ROCK!!! Goodluck on the Norwegian Idol, time to show them what you’ve got
happy one year to you chas! and great new scheme, reminds me of my bathroom, hehehe..this is my color scheme sorta…
Oh MY! I’ve never seen so many comments! Thanks for dropping by my blog Chase, I’ll be staying tuned into yours to see how the film making’s going!
Happy Happy blogging Anniversary,Charles!!
and congratulations for the audition.i know that that is one of your dreams!I wish you luck!!
hmmm,i forgot the answers,i think i need to review
Happy Anniversary Charles,
I am stupid, I can hardly answer any of your questions on the fly.
(I didn’t want to cheat and look at past posts)
It is quite exciting that you get to audition of Norwegian Idol!
I like the shots from the movie.
Cheers to you!
Here’s to adding one more year to the anniversary!
Happy 1st Blog Anniversary, Chase! Better late than never ha ha
I will dig into your archives for the answers!
Hey Chase! Wow, Happy 1-Year Blog Anniversary. I would say you’ve had a successful year based on the number of comments you receive… and fans in general. Good stuff!
Your contest is brilliant… The way I see it, if someone was REALLY GUNG-HO to win, LOL, that person would search all over your blog and read all your old entries! The bonus of that is that those new to your blog would be exposed to all your older stuff. Like putting the freshness back in old entries.
I’m a new reader of your blog and I’m still catching up on the older stuff, but I think I do know the song you sang… it’s the nifty one on your MySpace site.
I’ve got 3.5 months until my 1-Year Blogversary… (and basically, also 1 whole year of blogging experience total since fruityoaty has been my first and only blog.)
Here’s a toast to many more years of Queer Chef!
well done and over one year… congrats
Happy Anniversary and wishing you all the best for you audition!
Happy Blog Anniversary Chase! Are you really going to join the Norwegian Idol! Oh, good luck! I do hope you make it!
Hey, those are overwhelming blogstats… congratulations on that too. 
This is so exciting! A blogiversary PLUS audition for Norweigian Idol! I didn’t know you had that! Good luck…I’ll vote for you all the way from Canada! Your pic if that is you, looks just like the host for America’s Top Model! Is it him? He’s so beautiful!
Congrats with one year ogf great blogging. Continue as you have startet.
And happy 17 mai!!!!
Hi Chas! Happy Anniversary!
LOVE Imogen Heap, though I like Frou Frou’s sound a little bit better.
Wow, the ghost looks…creepy. And what’re you singing?!
OMG! Why the hell i missed this post!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, KUYA CHAS! Hurrah!
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If only I could remember, what I can only remember is that song you and Juice wrote. I don’t care.
And rrrggg… I’m so disappointed. I can’t remember everything else unless I search your archives
Still, Happy Anniversary!
Happy anniv, Chas!
i won’t be joining your contest but still wish you more juicy blog posts to come!
kisses