OMG I just felt that I am losing my touch in blogging. I can still remember on my Bend It Like A Banana1 days where most of my entries are somewhat vulgar and provocative. I need to tap on my inner bitch again to come up with stuff that I use to write before. I think I am getting quite boring now. *sigh*
Where art thou?
Where are the vaginal visas2 for inspiration. All I am babbling now is about film, problems, and other stuff that are so dragging. I need to put back the spunky flavour here that made my previous blog a click. Hmmmm….
Anyway, I need to do some mental purging …
1. My biological father called me almost like 3 times this week. I was in a surprise because he doesn’t call unless he needs something. Well this time he asked me to loan him 1,000 USD to fix the motor of his yacht (would you believe that?). In my mind, why can’t he call my sisters in the US and how about my step mother?
My biological dad deserves this award
I am not surprised that my father loses money so easily. Since he is a big gambler and a womaniser to boot. He probably spent the money he usually gets from my step mother on gambling while swiping clits that belong to girls half my age (a minor). I am even more surprise that my dear father didn’t get any STDs even though his dick have been almost everywhere. *sigh* I just pity my step mother who still loves him even though he is a greasy old pig. Love is blind indeed.
2. I am contemplating about my blog’s layout. A little part of me says that I need to change its look. But my if-ain’t-broken-don’t-fix-it other part of me says otherwise. What do you think guys?
3. Aside from losing my touch, my whoring skills are also dwindling. Now I need to whore my blog back again. So guys kindly subscribe to my blog for updates via email and please spread the word about this blog as well! For the blog subscription kindly click the chicklet below to do so or the one on my sidebar. Thanks in advance!
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4. Winners of The Comment Whore Week #14 are:
Shari and K with 4 comments. So guys please send your home address on the mail form in my Biography. (Neil also got 4 comments but he won before and must serve a time window of 2 Comment Whore sessions)
5. Some people were asking how Odd proposed. Actually he proposed to me last year but I told him we should wait a bit more. Last week over a dinner with friends he proposed to me again and I finally said yes! Oh god I am so excited! I think I like the feeling of being engaged to someone.
I saw these pictures of me and Odd when I was checking some old files
Now I feel a bit lighter.
Notes:
1. Bend It Like A Banana was my previous blog until I axed it in favour of The Queer Chef. [back]
2. Vaginal visa is a term used for a woman who marries a man (mostly old pigs) regardless of attraction for the sole purpose of getting a visa from that said man’s country. In order words, she used her vagina to gain free access! [back]
That slut used her vaginal visa in order to travel to Europe.
That’s all for now folks and hope you guys have a lovely Easter!
No, no Charlse, your not lousing touch or getting boring - your just in love and we forgive you LoL
Your added to my MyBlogLog and stuff of course - I am the first one right?
About you and Odd: What took you so long man! Good luck and I’ve red that I’m some of the first to know when - keep your promise!
Btw: Happy Easter Holiday:-)
@rennyba - hahahaha thank you Renny! You always make me smile. It is nice to know that I always have a friend in you.
Yeah, I remember that the day I read that Vaginal Visa entry was the day I got addicted to your blog. Miss those camwhoring posts, and the trademark pole-flirting shots. God I love your tan in that photo with Odd! Happy Easter!
Happy Easter To You, My Dear Charles..
A couple if things: Your blog is not boring. Not at all….Don’t worry about that.
I do wish you would occassionaly give us a recipe or two, my dear Chefr…(lol)…
The Vaginal Visa….I know there are women who have done this in one form or another….Someone very close to me was married to a woman who had her “eyes on the prize….”…But I know that most women—well, this is NOT what they are about…The ones who are ALL about that….well, I have no respect for them, what-so-ever!
Your father sounds like a really awful man. Do not send him One Thin Dime, my dear Chase….!
And don’t worry about your blog being whatever…It is wonderful and always fun to come and visit you.
Well I don’t have a clue how that long face got in there…I DID NOT DO ANYTHING! OY!
You look damn in love with Odd, that’s awesome!
XDD
*hugs*
WHAT?! you’re now engaged chas? awww, congratulations!
i apologize for not having visited for the longest time. i don’t think your blog has become boring at all. i am still very much amused with all your stories of late. keep it up, dear.
have a blessed Holy Week…well, wha’s left of it anyway
Lovely! Lovely! There’s the inner bitch-god coming out! Happy Easter!
@mark - yeah I will do those again my dear! Probably I will do it on set! hehehehe
@oldoldlady on the hills - I will try as best as I can to impart some delicious recipes. The saddest thing is that I am sooo busy to cook something extravagant or recipe worthy.
I am not giving my biological father a cent. Not in a million years. Anyway Happy Easter to you!
@kyels - yeah I do!
@laureen - it is okay dear. I know that you are busy!
@pinayhekmi - it’s about time! hehehehe
Your blog still looks fresh Chase… but if you have free time in your hands and have nothing else to do then you should do it if you feel you need to blog spring clean.
LOL at the award. Well deserved!
@alternati - I think I will probably do it later.
Charles, you’re funny, I’m suppose to be taking a EASTER rest and your comments pop-outs on my blog. Look, everything you write here is interesting, it’s ok to be boring sometimes, it balances everything.
Thanks for the award. It was fun. Now what shall I do?
@k - hahaha sorry dear! Send me your home address!
That sounds an interesting credit card.
Michele sent me.
my, my, my Chase! naughty naughty you. no, you’re not boring at all!
Congrats, Chas! So happy for you.
@jean luc picard - yeah heheh.
@sexy mom - aww thank you!
@kai - thanks dear!
woot. engaged? Congrats…
thanks for the comment 
@tina - thanks!
hi charles!!!
nice site!
bend it like a banana days…. hmmm…
Vaginal visas.
Maybe I could help you there..lolThe pics were sweet and then some
@mats - thanks.. yeah my previous blog that is quite vulgar.
@ann - lol! yeah some of the pics are a bit shocking. lol!
hahaha!!! cool!
i’ll link you now charles and thanks for leaving a comment on my site too
@mats - I will return the favour. TC!
Thanks again.
I’m gonna add you to my links
halo Chase! thanks for the comment and siopao is my thing and siomai “hahah”. I need to that kisses too “mmm” you too look so yummy in there “hahah”. About your daddy “ouchh” thats a lot of money for me…do what you think is best.
and I would really love to have a credit card that said VAGINA ‘wher I can get that ? hahaah.
@ann - I will do the same and thanks as well!
@lutchi - that would be nice noh! ahahahha
hi charles. i’ve been through some blog lag myself for a while. but with your creativity, i’m sure you can get back to it with easily. congrats on your engagement.
You could never be boring my lil Bro’. The only thing you might want to change would be the title. YOu don’t have time to put recipes in for now so new visitors probably wonder why your called the Gay Chef.
Try to get some new pictures of Odd and you in a love embrace. Do you have an engagment ring?
Have a Happy, Happy, Happy Easter Lil Bro’. Love and kisses, Mmuahh!!!
@kiss my mike - thank you my dear.
@ed - I wont change the name since it gives me the excuse to post about food and stuff as well. I will have the time later to cook something. Trust me.. hehehehhee Happy Easter to you big bro!
hi, chase
i wonder why the first time i opened this post, i didn’t get the whole article, carelessness perhaps on my part. i saw the entire article now. i saw your pictures with odd, and i am embarrassed pink! do i say congratulations?
@sexy mom - heheheh sorry for my being so provocative. But I cant just help it! hehehehhe
Ahh, I remember that time, and of course, Bend It Like A Banana. I’ve noticed the change, Charles.
But hey, if what you do pleases you, then it pleases your readers too. You’re not boring. Totally.
Sorry about the issue with your biological father. On a quite amusing note, I wonder the same with my own father, the STD one. You naughty, naughty, lol.
Will email you na lang.
And congratulations again to you and Odd! *dances around*
hi chas, how are you? i’ve been missing your entries a lot… am so god damn busy… anyway im already here now in chicago… ang lamig dito di ako sanay huhuhuhu…
nagulat ako sa tatay mo napakavocal mo about sa kanya
take care chas… miss u…
I like the layout of this blog. It is very fresh and green. I like green. It reminds me of my fav cocktails and morning juices (fruit juices). I like margueritas and anything tangy, grapefruit, lemon, lime, sharp tastes.
I like sharp writing as well, keeps the reader awake.
I feel sorry for you, having a pig of a father must be the pits. It is a problem I don’t share with you as my father died when I was 5, I have 2 sons, I hope they never consider me a pig, I will do my best not to be one or become one.
I had a look at your profile, great language skills. I can just about read Danish, but when they start speaking the language I’m lost. They pronounce al the vowels in a different way than I’m used to.
Tagalog looks fun as well, some Philippino/a friends have been teaching me some tagalog words over the net.
I’ll be back, so as far as I’m concerned you can keep it nice and juicy here.
@shari - you have a point there dear and thanks for the tips btw!
@scart - well you’ll get used to it soon! Hehehe I am always vocal about my father!
@pieterbie - Awww thank you for the kind words. I do like green since it relaxes my eyes.
I told myself that I will do what is right with my children once I become a father myself.
I can read Danish clearly since on its written form it resembles strongly to the Norwegian bokmål. Though I always find it a bit tricky to speak Danish due to its accent.
happy easter, too charles- when are you coming to australia?
blog the way you feel- look what i did i didn’t blog at all as i was too tired haha! but been thinking about you and was just lurking.
take care
@ate vicky - supposedly later next year on my third year at school. But I am no longer sure since most of my classmates prefer to travel to Wales instead
Well since I am new to your blog Chase all I can say is I keep coming back don’t I? lol
Congratulations on your engagement!
Don’t lend your Dad money. That seems very ridiculous children lending money to parents. Tutt tutt!
Have a Happy Easter and some nice chocolate bunnies!
~ICL~
firstly, i love that you have foot notes in your posts. secondly, congrats on your engagement. and lastly, no I don’t currently have any of my films on youtube…though I should look into that.
Happy Easter
@irish church lady - thank you very much and I do agree about children lending money to parents. It should have been the other way around. Happy Easter to you btw!
@nikki - thank you! Try to check http://www.revver.com as well. Happy Easter to you too!
that pic is hot! =)
Chas, great blog, like always…and vagina visa…I guess whatever works.
I have a new one for you…Vagina Law School ticket.
Yep. It works really well. Afterwards, you just clean out the guy and move on.
It sucks for the guy, but the bitch got away with it! Sorry…just got really bombed for my little brother. I wish he cheated on her!
You lose your touch, you’ve got to be joking.
This is always a top and interesting site to visit.
We’ve all shared wonderful adventures with you and are looking forward to many more.
Great entry for Easter! Oooh… hot photos of you and Odd!
Your blog is pretty & very functional in design. I’d opt to revamp it only if you have the spare time or if it makes you feel better. Hope you’re taking a good *break* during easter in the meanwhile!
I enjoy new word inventions with language, so thanks for educating me on what a vaginal visa is.
Wishing you all the best with your engagement & that your relationship will lead to further growth together
TC
Bring the old bitch back! I am loving this!
Nah Charles, you can’t lose your touch in blogging, what will we do?? You just need a new layout that’s all, it will rejuvenate your thoughts on blogging and will make you blog more! Haha.
Oh man, your dad. I’ve heard dad stories like that and it’s definitely not pretty. Well whatever you decide to do, or lend the money or whatever hopefully it’s for the best and will be put to GOOD use.
Oh if I haven’t said this, congrats to you and Odd!!
@xtina - thanks!
@shoshana - OMG that bitch really needs a serious bitchslap. I think this calls for a new section of my blog. A dictionary of sort and you guys can contribute.
@the artist - thank you and yes there are more adventures to come!
@sharon - not yet!
@toe - thank you very much!
@aka r’acquel - that is why I am thinking of setting an urban dictionary type here and you guys can contribute some words.
@lyka bergen - yes! yes! Ooohh Yes!
@juice - well I dont have the luxury of time yet to revamp my design and besides this design is more like a trademark to my baby as a green bitch! And thank you for the kind words dear!
your father sounds nice.
mine calls me all the time, but that’s because i he loves me (in a father-daughter way, that is). he doesn’t seem to understand that i don’t like him that much. i’d rather be with my friends than going to the movies with him.
sometimes i even doubt if i really love him at all. wow, i can’
whoops! clicked the submit button by accident!
what i was going to say:
wow, i can’t believe i just said that.
@silje - sounds nice? at least your father loves you. I dont know about mine.
hi charles!!! i want that vagina stuff!!! vagina visa card!!!
@mats - lol!
Happy Easter!
Don’t let all those problems get to you!
Hope your day went well on Easter! Mine sure did!
sometimes, we just need a break of some sort.
back n’ bloggin’!!
bitchiness makes for a good blog fodder.
you are so not getting boring. maybe life is.
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I still adore your lay-out, but if you feel like changing it then it’s all right for me. ^_^
I don’t think you are losing touch of your blogging. We all have different ways of gathering inspiration. (Which reminds me, how about taking a vacation?)
hala ang ganda ng tshirt!
yun lang di ko alam kung kaya ko suotin yan, hihihi
Hahahaha Bring back the vulgar and provocative days!
Those pictures are hilarious!
I can relate to losing that golden blogging touch… I’m currently experiencing blogger’s constipation or rather… complete ennui (boredom with the entire act of blogging). Hopefully, we both get our mojo back.
As for changing the current layout, I like what you have… but I do understand. Sometimes, you gotta keep it fresh. Yeah, my blog needs a makeover too. A kiss here and there.
Good luck. Whether you think you’ve lost your touch or not, I’ll be back. I don’t really need to subscribe to your RSS updates since I periodically check your blog anyway, hehe… although, duh me… should probably subscribe… then I wouldn’t have to hit your blog every day, hehe. I like reading the new comments.
L8tr days!
haha! you’re making up in this one post big time!
i still remember those provocative pics of yours and Odd,the first time your blog caught up my attention,hahaha!
so brave of you to share your dads attitude..hope he`ll change in th future.
about the vaginal visas.. yeah, how depressing but true.
no doubt, it’s a much worser term than mail-to-order brides. :s